Sherlock meets Harry Potter against the Matrix!

Ok folks, here's the next one. Our extinct friend, d0d0 aka mythalez, had some fun with Natraj's login:

Date: Sat, 24 Jan 2004 15:25:18 +0530 (IST)
From: Nataraj J-R.No.200201037 
To: ug2
Subject: Imp ()read quickly


Hi everybody!

      I wrote todays exam quite well umlike the rest of u. As a
relaxation i went to the library n started reading Sherlock Holmes. Soon
the library started emptying n finally i was alone with the guard n
another girl(guess who?). Soon i was lost in the novel,mayb i fell
asleep.But suddenly i woke up with a start n saw this man standing befor
me. He looked uncannily similar to Sherlock. Was i dreaming ? Soon the
girl started shouting.This man looked at me n motioned me to remain quiet.
But the guard outside didnt seem to listen to the shouts of the girl.
This Sherlock went near her n she fell silent. He motioned both of us to
one side of the hall.I obeyed since i was frightened n thought he had a
gun. We both were standing there quietly,That man removed his cell from
the pocket n made a call.The girl clung on to me n was shivering with
fright. The guard seemed to be asleep.

Suddenly the doors of the Lib opened n in walked Harry.(U know , that Wizard).
He took out his wand n pointing it towards Sherlock said something in an alien
tongue.
Sherlock shouted at him ,But i thought his face looked perturbed. Harry said
" wingardian leviosa" n the man flew up the ceiling n was stuck to it.

Then Harry turned to me n said "So Voldermot now how can u escape ?"
I was bewildered.The girl said to Harry "No he cannot be You-know-Who,he
saved me!".

Harry said"He was trying to trick u Hermione, Now move aside".

I said " i  am Natraj -THE ONE".

Harry said "Ofcourse u r one ,not two".
I said " I mean i m NEO . n this is Trinity".
Sherlock(near the ceiling) said "I m Morpheus,save me Neo".

Harry pointed at me n said "cruciatus" but i put out my palm n the spell
rebounded n hit Harry himself. Harry was writhing in pain. The girl
shouted at me for harming Harry.

I got angry n sent her into the MATRIX with the help of Sherlock's
cell-phone.

Finally the guard woke up.

Just then ........................

For the continuation keep checking ur mail...

I m telling u abt all this since my friends forced me to.
They didnt want the rest of our classmates miss out on such a wonderfull
true-life story.

CM inc

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Natraj
Managing Director(The only ONE).