From: Visram R -R.No.200201080
To: ug2
Subject: The Origin of Species
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn,
It may interest you to know that a new animal, previously unknown to man, has been captured in the Gachibowli area of Hyderabad. This unique creature rather resembles a squirrel, but scientists argue that it must be an ape as it walks on two legs and carries what resembles a tiny
schoolbag. Scientists are unable to explain this most interesting phenomenon as biological tests have conclusively proved that this new creature (named Visu *zzzzz* Ram latin name: Toongumoonjikus Kottavius) does not attend classes. From the information available, we have inferred that this creature had just woken up from an extended period of hibernation when it was captured by a security guard outside IIIT, Hyderabad.
Our scientists had to periodically pour water on the animal to keep it awake during the examination. After a few buckets were emptied on it, the cute little mammal seemed to become aware of its surrounding (finally!). It started a loud chattering that sounded rather like, "Assignment panniya". The animal will be taken to Vandalur Zoo, Chennai tomorrow. For the time it is being kept in a vacant room (no. 109, NBH) in the IIIT premises. I encourage you all to visit this adorable little creature before it is taken away from us. You never know, we may never see it awake again....
Luv n sweet dreams,
Sl33PW4lk3ER
PS: Any fan mail/letters for our little celebrity may be addressed to
_Hermione_RuLZ_@fanfiction.net
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sleepwalking is the $PATH to /usr/local/enlightenment
8 comments:
i thought the correct vernacular was "tullu" mails and not the formal "open-login mails"
We want more!!!
"sleepwalking is the $PATH to /usr/local/enlightenment"
soooper ... anna !!
Thanks Pachu :)
Nice one .. I know all the batches will have a huge compilation of such emails.
On a different note, I hope the ug2[at]students is not reachable from outside iiit. Please dont post the actual email ids :)
more-ness!
haha ... good stuff! For a second I thought a new monkey will be named after gachibowli
@obelix, the vernacular at our time was "open login", we are quite formal people u see :P
@shark, you will get more
@theanksden, thats the geeky prashant for u.
@rakesh, I dont think ug2[at] can receive mails from outside .. anyway am removing the email.
@shiben, /:)
@ghost_runner, lol
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