not so 'vivek'

From what I remember this mail was a collaborative effort including me. If someone cannot get who [1-6] refer to, please leave a comment and we will enlighten you :P
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From: "vivek" vivek_kt@
Date: Mon, August 29, 2005 11:14 pm
To: ug4@
Subject: This is not vivek.. so plz read

Hi all,
I am not vivek otherwise known as kt or katarya or $#@%%$#.
It has been a long time since mail addressing ug4 has been sent. Hence i
got frustrated more than M$ogi[1] and decided to send one myself.
We r in 4th year and are still involved with acads !! We suck. Ppl take
some time off ur midsems/billi or even gre and do something interesting.
Whatever happened to the verbosity's[2] batch trip ?? Is it another dead
plan like his many others (e.g constitution)???

Finally, these r midsems and i dont even hav an exam to study for!!
I want run away frm here ... who ever wants to accompany may contact the
Thread [3] (Only place taken, once more left). For everything else theres
Chaos[4].

News flash: Mtv[5] is not askin any more questions .. jus fifa.

Conclusion: V r all very very bored.

References
[1] - Ocean Frustrated
[2] - Sage 'Brother of Agastya'
[3] - For details mail to prashant_j@students.
[4] - There was Chaos, then came earth, then came love.
[5] - Akhir KYUN??

ps - time to write a research paper, Chituri[6] plz help.

[6] - search for chituri on acm/ieee/dblp or even google and click
i-m-feeling-lucky.

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