Baba OS

This mail from our UG1 days is not exactly a 'open-login' but fun nevertheless.
'Baba' here refers to Vishwanath Rawat of UG2k2


Date: Fri, 28 Feb 2003 02:51:09 -0800 (PST)
From: Videshi Baba 
To: ug1@students.iiit.net
Subject: BABA'S  O.S.

hello ,
              As ordered by baba (videshi)  we are going to  start working on the
world's biggest project in the field of computer science. YES u r right it is
"videshi baba's Operating System".

BABA's HISTORY :
             Born in 1982 in M.P. (Gwalior).Baba was not like a normal child since
childhood.He had many dreams, and the courage and determination to fulfill them. But
his actual career started on 26'th JULY 2002 when he saw a computer  for the first
time,and then he realised that this was the tool to fulfill his aim.It didn't take
much time for him to become a superuser of a computer. His hardwork fascinated many
of his colleagues. but he didn't like the slow netspeed and the functioning of
computers which made him to think of building  an O.S. which can fulfil the needs
& demands of present generation.

Then he started his project on 6th JAN 2003 exploring the internet for days and
nights.(even on holidays esp. sunday mornings). and built the company on 14th feb
2003

DESCRIPTION OF BABA'S COMPANY

TODAY at present there are more than 20 people working under baba's "sharan". But
this is just the begining,experts predict that its going to make microsoft bankrupt
and there wont be any unemployment in the world by 2005 as Baba's company with an
employee strength of 10 million will take care of everyone in the world. At present
BABA'S COMPANY is 5th in the O.S. marketing business. but it is expected that within
a year BABA's o.s.  will be the leading O.S.

Here are some statistics :
O.S.                      users               turnover ( in year 2002-2003 )
windows                   85.2%                 $  120,000,000
linux                      8.3%                 $            0 (free)
unix                       3.5%                 $    1,000,000
macintosh                  2.995%               $      800,000
videshi baba               0.005%               $             0 (free)

For the statistics as predicted by experts  see NEXT PAGE

OFFICIALS WORKING UNDER BABA

name                            post                 salary (monthly in Rs)
SURYAKANT      ------>   PUBLIC RELATION OFFICER            2,00,000
SHIBEN         ------>      GRAPHICS ENGINEER               2,50,000
GAUTAM         ------>      TEXT MODE ENGINEER              2,00,000
ARPIT          ------>     EDITOR OF NEWSLETTER             1,50,000
ABHAY          ------>         P.A. OF BABA                 3,50,000
SUMEET         ------>           MANAGER                    3,00,000
NIKHIL         ------>        FOREIGN RELATION OFFICER      2,50,000
VIVEK          ------>      RECRUITMENT OFFICER             2,00,000
SAYAN          ------>                C.E.O.                    3,50,000
XYZ            ------>       BODYGAURD OF BABA              1,00,000


Statistics as predicted by experts after 3.5 years

O.S.                      users (in          turnover ( in year 2002-2003 )
windows                    1.02                $         10,000
linux                       .05                $              0 (free)
unix                        .03                $            100
macintosh                   .005               $             35
videshi baba              98.895               $              0 (free)



WANNA GET A JOB  ?????

then reply at the i.d.        "baba_videshi@yahoo.com"



suggestions for the improvement of newsletter are welcome.

u can also subscribe for the BABA'S newsletter WHICH IS FREE OF COST
IF YOU WANT TO SUBSCRIBE THEN REPLY AT  "baba_videshi@yahoo.com"

wait for the next mail
( only for the persons who has subscribed and the recruited officials).


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in support of Madhusudhanan

Those who are acquainted with Madhusudhanan of UG2k2 will appreciate this mail quite well ;). The 'anonymous' senders of this mail are Manikandan and yours truly, as evident from the pseudonym 'ChaoticDodo', where Chaos and Dodo were the chosen and acquired mail nicknames of the two respectively.

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Date: Fri, 31 Mar 2006 18:06:01 +0530 (IST)
From: Kranthi Chowdary
To: ug4@
Subject: plea for a national treasure!!

Hi all,

We have just heard from Masu that he is gonna shave his famed moustache
before farewell ... we all agree that it will be a great loss to us.

Let us all make a plea to the SLC in order to save this national artifact.
please write ur name at the end of this mail and forward it to as many
people as u can ... thanks to the sysadmins, we can track how many times
the mail has been forwarded, each forward shall save one hair of his
moustache.

Thankyou

Signatures
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ChaoticDodo
Kranthi

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